Wanna join the nutters huh?

Well the first thing... you don't need to live anywhere near us (in fact, if you're a 'normal' person, we don't want you living anywhere near us... the further away the better)!

You've Got Two Choices

• Become a full member for £30 a year, and get the Total Amiga magazine included. If you'd prefer to pay monthly it's £3.00 a month (whether you attend meetings or not) for the most sexually stimulating time of your life (ok, well, not really... but computers are hardly sexy, are they? We have to jazz it up a bit! :). The main benefit of this option, is that you get LOADS of help in person, at meetings or homes, with other members fiddling and poking about with your miggy's innards. You also get lots of advice on the phone Spouses memberships are free (husbands/wives/partners). Come along to a couple of meetings free and see what you think, before you decide to join. We'd suggest becoming a full member if you're going to get the chance to come to even a few meetings... otherwise save your money and go for option 2:
  

• Subscribe to 'Total Amiga' magazine, and partake in visual splendour, good fortune and be irrestible to women! Well, read a damn good mag at least. Then you can ask us all kinds of stupid questions (like when I asked Rob why the 'low level format' option didn't work for me (luckily, as I found out)). You can also write articles, letters and opinions for the magazine yourself. Check out the (non-profit) pricing for your corner of the world on the Total Amiga page.

For further information, send an e-mail to chairman@seal-amiga.co.uk and join the party!